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Published:December 17th, 2013 13:23 EST

Santapocalypse: Santas Have Epic Deathmatch In New York City: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"New York police confirmed officers were alerted to a weekend brawl in which eight to 10 Santas duked it out on a snowy city sidewalk.


Police said a caller about 8:20 p.m. Saturday reported a street fight involving several men in Santa Claus costumes during SantaCon, an international bar crawl that took place in hundreds of cities, CNN reported Monday."


SantaCon, an international bar crawl, is an abomination, and a harbinger of the Apocalypse. Thousands of Santas descended on New York City, and they unleashed unholy havoc.

New York police responded to a weekend brawl involving ten drunk and disorderly Santas. I`d rather get caught up in a shootout between the Crips and the Bloods, than be anywhere near the vicinity of an epic Santa fight.

Nothing may say Christmas in New York City like inebriated Santas in a death match, but these drunken bastards have permanently traumatized any youngster who witnessed their fisticuffs.

God damn these Santas straight to hell!

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