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Published:December 17th, 2013 12:23 EST
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Santapocalypse: Santas Have Epic Deathmatch In New York City: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"New York police confirmed officers were alerted to a weekend brawl in which eight to 10 Santas duked it out on a snowy city sidewalk.

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Police said a caller about 8:20 p.m. Saturday reported a street fight involving several men in Santa Claus costumes during SantaCon, an international bar crawl that took place in hundreds of cities, CNN reported Monday."

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SantaCon, an international bar crawl, is an abomination, and a harbinger of the Apocalypse. Thousands of Santas descended on New York City, and they unleashed unholy havoc.

New York police responded to a weekend brawl involving ten drunk and disorderly Santas. I`d rather get caught up in a shootout between the Crips and the Bloods, than be anywhere near the vicinity of an epic Santa fight.

Nothing may say Christmas in New York City like inebriated Santas in a death match, but these drunken bastards have permanently traumatized any youngster who witnessed their fisticuffs.

God damn these Santas straight to hell!


Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/12/16/Santas-brawl-on-New-York-street-corner/UPI-89211387233229/#ixzz2nklPTIx5

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