December 18th, 2013 12:18 EST
Dude in Christmas Elf Costume Arrested for DUI: Video!
"A man dressed as a Christmas elf was arrested yesterday for drunk driving, records show.
Brandon Touchet, 34, was nabbed at 3 AM Sunday by Louisiana cops and booked into the Lafayette Parish Sheriff`s Office jail for operating a vehicle while intoxicated and driving at an excessive speed."
Nothing good ever happens at 3 AM, especially when you are drunk as a skunk and dressed as the elf character portrayed by Will Ferrell in the 2003 movie "Elf."
If you are inebriated, and dressed like a Christmas elf, it behooves you to maintain a low profile while you are driving, but this jackass was burning rubber.
This elf is going to have a tough time behind bars; he will be treated like Santa`s wife.