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Published:December 20th, 2013 11:01 EST
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Man Attacks Mother In Christmas Ornament Dispute

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities in Michigan said they arrested a man accused of repeatedly punching his mother in the face because he was angry about a Christmas ornament.

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The Allegan County Sheriff`s Office said deputies responded to a 911 call from a Casco Township home early Saturday and determined Lewis Atwood, 33, had attacked his mother because their Christmas tree had an ornament with his brother`s name but didn`t have one bearing his own name, WZZM-TV, Grand Rapids, Mich., reported Thursday."

UPI

You`d think that Christmas good cheer would trump sibling rivalry...

Instead of merely expressing his discontent that his mother hadn`t made an ornament with his name, this dude repeatedly punched her in the face.

If Atwood discovers that his brother received more Christmas presents from his mom than he did, what will he do, kill her?

Atwood, who was drunk at the time, was charged with misdemeanor domestic assault. Let`s hope he spends Christmas behind bars, and that his cellmate beats the holy hell out of him.


Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/12/19/Police-Man-attacked-mother-in-Christmas-ornament-dispute/UPI-65311387484329/#ixzz2o1yPWTRD

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