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Published:December 21st, 2013 12:11 EST

Knife-Wielding Moron Tries To Rob Off-Duty Cop

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Chicago police said they arrested a man accused of trying to rob an off-duty police officer at knifepoint on the street.


Police News Affairs Officer Amina Greer said a 20-year-old man on a bicycle approached the off-duty officer while he was walking around 12:30 a.m. Friday."


Morals of this story:

Don`t bring a knife to a gunfight, especially if your opponent is a cop.

Dude, you should consider using a car instead of a bicycle for a getaway vehicle.

If Obama had a son he would look just like this bicycle-riding loser.

If you don`t have the street smarts to smell a cop, you should consider another profession.

Obama`s adopted hometown is a wonderful place!

Nothing good ever happens at 12:30 a.m. Friday!

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