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Published:December 24th, 2013 11:31 EST
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Outrage: Santa Claus Robs Bank! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"Florida police are on the lookout for a Bad Santa who used a wrapped gift that he claimed was an explosive device to rob the SunTrust Bank in Port Orange on Monday."

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UPI

A Santa Claus costume is the perfect disguise for a bank robber at this time of the year. Once the bad Santa flees the bank, he will get lost in the sea of Santas at every street corner and shopping mall.

Any child present at the bank at the time of the bank robbery will be traumatized for life, that poor kid will have nightmares about Santa leaving a bomb under the Christmas tree.

The teller should have gone postal on that bad Santa, the chances that there was a bomb in the wrapped box were almost nil.

The evil Santa made his getaway in a vehicle, instead of a sleigh. I hope the real Santa gives this fiend coal for Christmas.

Ain`t nothing new under the sun, there are dozens of videos on YouTube of evil Santas robbing banks and convenience stores.


Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/Blog/2013/12/24/Real-life-Bad-Santa-robbed-Florida-bank-on-Monday/4251387899521/#ixzz2oPTuewN1

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