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Published:December 25th, 2013 11:27 EST

Unto Us a Monster Child is Born

By Robert Paul Reyes

Isaiah Johnson was 22 1/2 inches long and tipped the scales at 14 pounds, 7.6 ounces, when he was born last week.


Nicia McNelley said she was surprised by the size of her infant when he was born by Caesarean section last Friday.

The average couple would be delighted to receive a 14-pound turkey for Christmas, a 14-pound infant, not so much.

I have a 22-pound cat and when he uses the litter box, my entire house smells like a gas station restroom for an hour. Dear God, can you imagine changing this humongous baby`s diapers?

The bouncing (not sure this monster baby can bounce) baby boy is doing just fine, and mom is hoping he will turn out to be a football player.

Merry Christmas to mom and her big baby!

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