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Published:December 26th, 2013 10:09 EST

Dude Spots Virgin Mary on Tie-Dye T-shirt He Made: Religious Tomfoolery! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Florida man said he was shocked to discover an image of the Virgin Mary over the heart area of a homemade tie-dye T-shirt."



Tim Symonds of Suncoast was " shocked, shocked, shocked" to discover an image of the Virgin Mary on a homemade tie-dye T-shirt that he made.

Symonds claims that " God does the real art work because where the shirt folds and how the dye runs is up to him and it often makes different images."

The Almighty can`t be blamed for this 3rd rate tie-dye image of the Virgin Mary; homeboy knew exactly what he was doing when he created the religious image.

I wouldn`t be surprised if Symonds sells used cars at a lot called " Honest Symonds High-Quality Used Cars."

Symonds says he doesn`t know what he will do with his holy T-shirt. Bullcrap, it will be on sale on eBay before you can say: Religious quackery!

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