December 29th, 2013 10:58 EST
Woman Stabs Hubby With Ceramic Squirrel For Not Bringing Her Beer On Christmas Eve: Video
"A South Carolina woman was held on a domestic abuse charge for allegedly stabbing her common-law husband with a decorative ceramic squirrel when he came home late on Christmas Eve without any beer."
It`s usually the husband who orders, OK begs, his wife to make a beer run. But in this case it was the wife who dispatched her husband to get her some brew.
But when the husband came home without her favorite alcoholic beverage, understandably since most stores are closed on Christmas Eve, this wretched woman stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel.
If you look up the term " puss* whipped" in a Dictionary of English Slang, you will see this wimp`s face.
If this dude`s wife looked like Angelina Jolie, maybe I could understand him getting beer for her, but she resembles Phyllis Diller, and keep in mind Diller has been dead for over a year.
A man can survive the pain and embarrassment of being stabbed with a knife by his wife, but no man can overcome the humiliation of being stabbed with a decorative ceramic squirrel. This milquetoast needs to man up, drink a shot of whiskey, kick his wife to the curb, and pour a keg of beer over her for good measure.