January 2nd, 2014 10:48 EST
Robin Thicke: Anathema & Affront To Western Civilization: Video
"Robin Thicke threatened to pull out of a New Year`s Eve appearance at SLS Hotel South Beach because he thought his room was too small.
`The Blurred Lines` crooner was booked to perform and host a party at the Miami hotel and checked in Monday. But we`re told Thicke was dissatisfied with his digs and demanded to be moved."
Alan Thicke, a Canadian actor, is best known for his role as Jason Seaver, the father on the 1980`s television series "Growing Pains." The deplorable fact that Thicke gained fame and success in America speaks to the perverse sense humor of the Almighty and the insatiable appetite of the American public for pabulum.
I thought I would never again see such blight on American pop culture as Alan Thicke, and then his talentless son became famous for "Blurred Lines", the most misogynist song in the history of pop music. This hack stole the hook from Marvin Gaye`s "Got to Give It Up" for his lewd summer hit, and now he thinks he`s the greatest pop singer in the world.
Damn the SLS Hotel South Beach for hiring this affront to music in the first place, and double damn them for not kicking him to the curb when he demanded a larger hotel room.