January 3rd, 2014 11:02 EST
PETA's Bikini-Clad Lettuce Ladies Brave Frigid Temps To Promote Vegan Lifestyle! Video!
"Some deliciously underdressed women will be bringing new meaning to the term `iceberg lettuce` on Nicollet Mall in downtown Minneapolis this Thursday afternoon.
The two ladies will be wearing bikinis made from the vegetable, and yes, they`ll be wearing them outside during a day when the high temperature is expected to stall out at zero degrees.
They will be holding signs urging people to celebrate a new year by turning over a new leaf and going vegan."
Winter storm Hercules is slamming the northeast with record cold temperatures and tons of snow. Most people are doing the smart thing, calling off work, and enjoying hot chocolate in front of the fireplace.
The few persons who must venture outside are dressed like Eskimos, but in Minneapolis the infamous PETA lettuce ladies will be braving the frigid temperatures on behalf of PETA clad only in bikinis made out of fake lettuce leaves.
I`m delighted that PETA advocates for the ethical treatment of animals, but how about the ethical treatment of hotties? How can PETA dispatch these bikini-clad lovely ladies to promote the vegan lifestyle in zero degree temperature?
I`ll take the PETA lettuce lovelies over Lady Gaga in a meat dress any day, but they`re not going to convince me to give up a juicy bacon hamburger or a sizzling steak.
The PETA lettuce ladies will garner a lot of sympathy as they freeze their butts off, but they won`t gain any converts to their cause.