January 4th, 2014 13:10 EST
Lindsay Lohan's Boyfriend Kicks Her To The Curb
"The Mean Girls actress was reportedly dating hotter-than-hot Ralph Lauren model Morgan O`Connor late last year after being unlucky in love in the past.
It seems though that Max George`s former flame is loveless once again after the 18-year-old kicked her to the curb after professing his love for his ex by tattooing his arm with her name."
Morgan O`Connor is starting off the New Year the right way by kicking Lindsay Lohan to the curb. But tattooing the name of his ex on his arm isn`t enough; he needs to unfriend Lohan, change his cell number, move to another house, and rub some garlic on his chest to ward of vampires and soulless skanks.
We shouldn`t feel too sorry for LiLo, she`ll find someone else to latch on to, after all she`s not happy unless she is corrupting fresh meat.
Before too long LiLo will have a new boyfriend or girlfriend, and he or she will have Lohan`s name or the number 666 tattooed on his/her butt.