January 5th, 2014 09:29 EST
Man Arrested After Fight With Brother Over Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwiches! Video!
"A man was arrested Friday after an angry confrontation with his brother over his eating habits, according to a police report.
The two brothers, in their 50s, live together on Des Moines` East Side.
The victim told police that his brother, Jerome Davis, made three peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and ate them in the living room. Within the next hour, the suspect made another three of these peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, bringing his total consumption of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to six. This angered the victim."
Des Moines Register
The victim confronted Davis about his penchant for eating like a pig, and Davis responded by pulling out a knife and threatening to kill him.
Children love them some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and a wise mother will make sure that she doesn`t slather more peanut butter and jelly sandwich on one child`s sandwich, to prevent sibling rivalry gone berserk.
But these are grown-ass men fighting over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches; don`t they have weightier issues to address?
Why in God`s name are two 50-something brothers living together anyway?
Davis was charged with assault domestic abuse with a weapon and taken to Polk County Jail where he will probably be fed peanut butter sandwiches for lunch.