January 6th, 2014 13:05 EST
If We Down UFO We'll Be Facing Interstellar War: Former Defense Minister of Canada
If we down at least one UFO we`ll be facing an interstellar war.
Former Defense Minister of Canada Paul Hellyer.
At 5,525 miles, the United States and Canada`s border is the longest non-militarized border in the world.
The American government and the American people don`t have the slightest interest in invading Canada. Why on Earth would we want to invade a country with frigid climate, crack-smoking mayors, and with the worst pop music in the world? Need I remind you that Nickelback, Avril Lavigne, Carly Rae Jepson and Justin Bieber are all Canadians?
In order to justify his position and a billion dollar budget the former Defense Minister of Canada had to invent a threat to the people of Canada. Since it`s patently obvious that the world`s greatest super power has no designs on Canada, Hellyer created a threat from outer space. Hey, it was either a UFO invasion or an invasion of Abominable Snowmen.
We won`t be facing an interstellar war anytime in the near future, it`s impossible to shoot down what doesn`t exist. There are tens of thousands of photographs and videos of UFO`s, but not a single one clearly and unambiguously depicts an alien spacecraft.
If a flying saucer had crashed into the White House, then threats of an interstellar war might ring true. Hellyer should be admitted to an insane asylum, where he might find some converts to his UFO conspiracies.