January 8th, 2014 13:01 EST
Velveeta Shortage Threatens Integrity of Super Bowl: Video
"Kraft Foods in Chicago warned Velveeta fans Tuesday they may have a hard time finding the Super Bowl staple in the weeks leading up to the big Feb. 2 game."
For Philistines who aren`t familiar with Velveeta, it`s the brand name of a processed cheese-like product with a texture that is softer, smoother and more delicious than real cheese.
My Zombie Apocalypse survival kit includes: Duct tape, a shotgun, canned goods, Partridge Family cassettes, water bottles, and plenty of Velveeta.
The Velveeta shortage comes at the most inopportune time: The start of the NFL playoffs when fans spread it on everything from Nachos, to hot dogs to popcorn.
I can`t imagine watching the Super Bowl without Velveeta, Obama needs to get his priorities in order and address this pressing issue immediately.
This national emergency has its own hashtag: #Cheesepocalypse
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/01/07/Velveeta-may-be-in-short-supply-in-run-up-to-Super-Bowl-says-Kraft/UPI-24801389142472/#ixzz2ppGndKUC