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Published:January 10th, 2014 10:30 EST
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Crazy Wench Takes Bite Out Of Car During Argument

By Robert Paul Reyes

"During an argument with three strangers, a drunken woman from Wales got so upset that she tried to take a bite out of their car.

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To everyone`s surprise, Rhian Jeremiah`s attempt to sink her teeth into the metallic roof of the Fiat 500 was a success as the passengers of the car heard "metal crunching` when she bit down."

UPI

It`s one thing to take a bite out of the canvas top of a convertible, but this wild woman sunk her teeth into cold hard metal.

The nutjob didn`t just nibble, the damage to the vehicle cost hundreds of dollars to repair, and she was found guilty of criminal damage.

Jeremiah had just attended a memorial for her recently-drowned boyfriend, and she had attempted to drown her sorrows in booze.

I would be afraid to say anything to a lady who took a bite out of my car, for fear she might take a bite out of me next. Maybe just toss the crazy wench a bone to gnaw on.

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