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Published:January 11th, 2014 17:09 EST
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Dude Stabs Girlfriend For Bringing Him Pizza Instead Of Chicken Sandwich

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A man was arrested Friday after he allegedly stabbed his girlfriend with a kitchen knife after she brought home pizza instead of the chicken sandwich he had requested for lunch, Waco police said."

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WacoTrib.Com

 

The gentleman, Michael Corsey, no age given, was arrested on a charge of aggravated assault, and the woman was treated at the scene for minor injuries.

 

If a man dispatches his wife or girlfriend to buy him a chicken sandwich, he might quibble if she brings him home a KFC chicken sandwich when he was expecting a chicken sandwich from the local deli, but she`s better bring home a damn chicken sandwich.

 

Most women consider men brutes who don`t care what they eat as long as it`s greasy and calorie-laden. A chicken sandwich, a hamburger, or a pizza, what difference does it make, this foolish woman imagined.

 

Corsey stabbed, choked and struck his girlfriend for having the temerity to bring home a pizza instead of a chicken sandwich, thereby proving he`s a refined gentleman with a discriminating palate.

 

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http://www.wacotrib.com/news/police/waco-man-allegedly-stabs-woman-who-brought-him-pizza-instead/article_aef2df14-4f47-52b7-b146-44347bf3dd4d.html

 

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