January 11th, 2014 18:09 EST
Dude Stabs Girlfriend For Bringing Him Pizza Instead Of Chicken Sandwich
"A man was arrested Friday after he allegedly stabbed his girlfriend with a kitchen knife after she brought home pizza instead of the chicken sandwich he had requested for lunch, Waco police said."
The gentleman, Michael Corsey, no age given, was arrested on a charge of aggravated assault, and the woman was treated at the scene for minor injuries.
If a man dispatches his wife or girlfriend to buy him a chicken sandwich, he might quibble if she brings him home a KFC chicken sandwich when he was expecting a chicken sandwich from the local deli, but she`s better bring home a damn chicken sandwich.
Most women consider men brutes who don`t care what they eat as long as it`s greasy and calorie-laden. A chicken sandwich, a hamburger, or a pizza, what difference does it make, this foolish woman imagined.
Corsey stabbed, choked and struck his girlfriend for having the temerity to bring home a pizza instead of a chicken sandwich, thereby proving he`s a refined gentleman with a discriminating palate.