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Published:January 13th, 2014 14:19 EST

Swiss Cheese Pervert Terrorizing Philadelphia: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A man who is accused of exposing himself and asking women to perform lewd acts with Swiss cheese is on the loose in Philadelphia according to the Facebook page of the Mayfair Town Watch."



After reading this story you may never again eat Swiss cheese...

This obese pervert is driving around the City of Brotherly Love exposing himself to women and asking them to perform unmentionable acts with Swiss cheese.

I don`t think anybody would complain of police brutality if the cops riddled this pervert full of holes until he resembled Swiss cheese.

Let`s pray that either through vigilante justice or police action that this pervert`s reign of terror will come to an end.

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