January 17th, 2014 10:37 EST
World's Dirtiest Man Hasn't Bathed In 60 Years! Video!
"Amou Haji, an 80-year-old Iranian, is being called the world`s dirtiest man. In an article published Jan. 6, he told the Tehran Times that he hasn`t bathed in 60 years.
Haji reportedly lives in isolation in Dejgah village, in the Southern Iranian province of Fars, subsists on rotten porcupine meat, and says the thought of a bath after all this time makes him very angry."
When Amou Haji was a young man, he wooed a woman and was soundly rejected. A spurned woman would go Neanderthal on the dude who rejected her advances, a depressed and rejected Haji turned into a Neanderthal.
Haji lives like a hermit, he sleeps in a hole in the ground, eats rotten porcupine meat, smokes animal dung, and he hasn`t bathed in six decades.
If Haji lived in a desert in Arizona instead of a village in Iran, he`d have his own reality show by now, and every buxom bimbo would be after him.
Dudes, if your girlfriend or wife gets on you about your suspect personal hygiene, show her this video!
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