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Published:January 22nd, 2014 15:11 EST

Russian Politician: Obama Should Divorce Michelle

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The leader of Russia`s Liberal Democratic Party told U.S. President Barack Obama to get a divorce to become a more effective leader.


Party leader Vladimir Zhirinovsky said Wednesday he is sending a letter to Obama explaining the leader should divorce his wife, Michelle, because world leaders should remain celibate to prevent them from being distracted from their duties."


I`m not saying Michelle Obama is unattractive, but I seriously doubt that she distracts her husband from his presidential responsibilities.

Any couple that`s been married as long as the Obamas engage in sex as often as they do their taxes, and the sex is as enjoyable as filing their taxes.

The Leader of the Free World has the weight of the world on his shoulders, and Obama needs a little bit of distraction. Instead of divorcing Michelle, Obama should buy her sexy lingerie or have an affair with an intern.

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