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Published:January 25th, 2014 11:37 EST

Old Man Fined For Popping Ice Cream Truck Tires

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Swedish businessman who used a power drill to puncture the tires of an ice cream truck was fined and ordered to pay the driver for lost income.


Percy Nilsson, 71, owner of the Malmo Redhawks hockey team, was sentenced Friday by the Malmo district court to pay a $15,500 fine and reimburse the ice cream truck driver for the loss of income caused by the damage to the vehicle."


I wonder what this old codger will do to kids who walk on his lawn, spray them with machine gun fire.

Ice cream is one of the few foods that this elderly devil can digest; he should be glad that the ice cream truck goes by his neighborhood.

If this old fool can`t abide the ice cream truck playing jingles when it passes his home, how on Earth does he tolerate the screaming and cheering at the arena where his hockey team plays?

Methinks this old man must have been struck in the head by a hockey puck, once or twice.

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