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Published:January 26th, 2014 10:45 EST

London Police Reports Indicate Clowns are Menace to Society

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in London aren`t clowning around when they say they`ve dealt with a lot of clowns in the past year, records indicate.


A Freedom of Information request by a London blogger found 117 cases in which police reports referred to the word  `clown,` the London Evening Standard reported Saturday."


Last year I wrote several essays about the infamous Northampton Clown who terrorized the citizens of England. As it turns out he wasn`t an aberration, clowns make frequent appearances in police blotters.

Evil Clown Essays:

The clown subculture breeds more criminals than motorcycle clubs, inner city gangs or carnival roustabouts.

Last year, pranksters in Norfolk dressed up as clowns and deliberately startled innocent bystanders. Police had to put out a notice telling the public to ignore clowns. If you see a clown give him a wide berth, don`t get close enough to him to trip over his huge shoes.

For God`s sake don`t hire a clown for your child`s birthday party, you might as well hire a serial killer or a child molester.

Clowns aren`t harmless jokers or entertainers; they are a criminal fraternity bent on creating chaos.

Word to the wise: Don`t clown around when it comes to clowns; stay away from these denizens of hell!

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