January 29th, 2014 11:22 EST
Jesus Freak Claims to See Jesus on Bruised Toe: Video
"According to KRQE-TV in Albuquerque, NM, a woman is claiming to see Jesus in painful bruises on her feet that she sustained after falling down the stairs
Paula Osuna`s fiancÃ© rubbed some `holy`dirt from the town of Chimayo in New Mexico on her feet to help her heal. What happened next surprised her:
After putting the holy dirt on her foot and then bandaging it, she says the next day the bruise formed in the shape of Jesus on her second toe."
If you fell down the stairs and bruised your foot, you`d probably curse up a storm. But if your boyfriend or husband told you "don`t worry honey, I`ll be right back with some holy dirt", chances are that you would hobble to your bedroom, grab your shotgun, and blast him to Kingdom Come.
If you stub your toe, you want a loved one to rub ointment on it, or to kiss the ouchie to make it feel better. Thank God I`m not married to a religious fanatic who would rub holy dirt on it, increasing the risk of infection.
This crazy woman should be thanking God that she didn`t get gangrene after her ignorant fiancÃ© rubbed dirt on her foot and then bandaged it.
I think the bruise looks like Ozzy Osbourne; these nutjobs should set up a shrine to Ozzy, the Prince of Darkness.