February 9th, 2014 10:12 EST
Dude Clobbers Ex-Girlfriend Over the Head with Frozen Chicken
"A French judge hearing an assault case this week declared a frozen chicken to be a weapon.
The ruling in eastern France led to a 35-year-old man being given a year in prison for smacking his ex-girlfriend with the chicken he grabbed from her refrigerator during a drunken argument at her home."
This dude is a chicken, and he`s going to be a dead duck in prison when his fellow jailbirds find out he hit a woman with a frozen chicken.
To add insult to injury the French loser trashed the woman`s apartment after clobbering her with the frozen bird.
The judge wisely ruled that a frozen chicken is a weapon; you can kill someone by hitting him over the head with a frozen chicken.
I hope the judge threw the book at this man for committing such a fowl deed.
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/02/08/French-man-sentenced-for-using-frozen-chicken-as-a-weapon/UPI-17171391875924/#ixzz2spzHSuEJ