February 15th, 2014 09:34 EST
Dudes Report UFO that Looked Like Goodyear Blimp! Must Have Been Smoking Primo Weed!
"On February 11, 2014 two witnesses driving on I-10, 15 miles outside of Deming spotted a white, blimp-like orb object hovering and then suddenly moved at high speeds, according to a February 13, 2014 testimony in case 54044 from the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) witness reporting database."
The KRQE article doesn`t include the requisite video or photograph of the UFO. Believe it or not, there`s only a stock image of a UFO accompanying the post.
The witnesses aren`t identified; it must have been a very slow news day in Deming. If I read a story about a UFO encounter that includes dozens of photographs and a video of the witness making out with the alien, I still won`t believe it. I`m certainly not going to believe this account!
UFO`s are usually described as being aerodynamic sleek saucers; this must be the first recorded case of a UFO that looks like the Goodyear Blimp.
I have a sneaking suspicion that these two witnesses were smoking fat blunts when they spotted the UFO.