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Published:March 18th, 2014 12:03 EST

Courtney Love: UFO Aliens Not Responsible for Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The 49-year-old singer, Courtney Love, took to Facebook on Monday to share satellite images of the ocean she obtained via Tomnod, a mapping service allowing everyday people to look for the plane.


`I`m no expert but up close this does look like a plane and an oil slick,` Love wrote.  `Prayers go out to the families #MH370 and its like a mile away Pulau Perak, where they last tracked it 5°39`08.5"N 98°50`38.0"E but what do I know?"


Twenty-five nations, and counting, from around the globe are searching for Malaysian Airlines Flight 370, including the superpowers China and the United States.

But rest assured that Courtney Love is also on the case, the hot mess doesn`t spend all her time consulting plastic surgeons, baiting paparazzi and ingesting controlled substances. Love has been scientifically analyzing satellite imagery, and she believes she`s found the wreckage of the missing plane.

That particular satellite image is like a Rorschach test, it could look like anything from Love`s crack pipe to miscellaneous debris to a downed 777.

The washed-up rocker related on Facebook:

I went to the satellite site and just uploaded tons and tons of pictures. I really doubt aliens took it. It`s got to be somewhere.

Love speaks as if the consensus of experts was that that MH370 was hijacked or destroyed by nefarious aliens, and she`s the only rational voice.

Every expert who has flown a model plane has weighed in on the mystery, so Love deserves a hearing. After taking  a couple of  hits from my bong and taking a second look at Love`s satellite photo, I think I can even  make out the Malaysia Airlines logo.

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