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Published:March 19th, 2014 12:24 EST
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Satanist Group Vows to Turn Westboro Baptist Church Founder Gay in Hell

By Robert Paul Reyes

"As the co-founder of the Westboro Baptist Church lies on his deathbed, the same Satanic organization that promised to turn Rev. Fred Phelps` mother gay after her death is planning on doing the same to the WBC leader when he crosses over to the other side.

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When Catherine Johnston died in July, members of the New York-based Satanic Temple traveled to Mississippi to perform a  `Pink Mass` ceremony at her grave to turn her "gay forever.`

After the ceremony, Satanic Temple spokesperson Lucien Greaves said he would preside over a Pink Mass for Phelps as well."

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Fred Phelps, 84, the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) is on the edge of death at a hospice in Topeka, Kansas.

Phelps was ex-communicated from the cult he founded in 2013, and he waits for the Grim Reaper alone and abandoned by his family and friends. The WBC doesn`t plan on holding a funeral for Phelps when he dies.

When a church manages to make Satanists appear as the good guys, you know it`s a hell-bent cult. I doubt a Pink Mass is able to turn someone gay in the afterlife, but it would be poetic justice if the homophobic preacher turned homosexual in hell.

While he`s on his deathbed Phelps would be well-advised to learn the lyrics to " I Will Survive ", because he`s going to be dancing to disco music while wearing lavender hot-pants in hell.


Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/03/19/Satanist-group-vows-to-turn-Westboro-Baptist-Church-co-founder-gay-in-the-afterlife/5351395236829/#ixzz2wQCD2LrQ

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