March 20th, 2014 13:08 EST
Dude Locks Wife in Shed for Singing 'Ding Dong the Witch is Dead' About his Mom Video!
"A British man has pleaded guilty to assaulting his wife after he apparently locked her in a shed for chanting `Ding dong, the witch is dead` about his dead mother.
When she escaped from the shed, Andrew Salmon, 42, punched his wife and twisted her breasts."
It`s bad enough that Salmon`s wife didn`t attend his mother`s funeral, but singing "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead" is beyond the pale.
It`s natural for there to be animosity between a wife and her husband`s mother, but she could have done a better job of suppressing her glee over her death.
As for the hubby he went a little bit overboard when he locked his spouse in a shed and assaulted her when she escaped.
Salmon`s dear old mom may or may not have been a witch, but his wife is the biggest b**** in Jolly Old England.
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/03/20/Man-locks-wife-in-shed-for-singing-Ding-dong-the-witch-is-dead-about-his-mother/1811395321665/#ixzz2wWEKDzMv