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Published:March 23rd, 2014 12:34 EST

Epic Senior Citizen Food Fight at the Golden Corral

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A North Carolina senior citizen was taken to jail and charged with two counts of assault and battery after she allegedly started a food fight at the Golden Corral in Wilkesboro around 3:45 p.m. on Tuesday.


According to Wilkesboro police, 64-year-old Polly Richards instigated a fight with 69-year-old Linwood Moore after he cut ahead of her in line to pay while she was preoccupied with getting a drink."


Never mind the thugs and rednecks who patronize the Waffle House, it`s the senior citizens who dine at the Golden Corral you need to avoid.

At first glance I thought "who is going to get hurt in a senior citizen food fight"?  Getting hit by Jell-O or oatmeal isn`t going to hurt anyone, but this was an epic food fight.

This old hag from hell threw a plate that cracked 62-year-old woman in the leg and caused swelling on her shin and knee.

When Polly was placed under arrest she told police: Just take me to the fuc*** jail then!

Moral of this story:

If y`all ever mosey on down to North Carolina, give Polly a wide berth!

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