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Published:March 24th, 2014 10:13 EST
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Lady Arrested for DUI After Laughing at Cops Prior to Sobriety Test

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lori Ann Krosser was charged with driving under the influence, possession of marijuana and smuggling contraband into a detention facility when she was arrested after allegedly laughing at deputies when they asked her if she was drunk at a Marion County gas station."

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UPI

You don`t snicker when your spouse inquires if her new pants make her look fat, you don`t giggle when your boss asks if you`ve been surfing porn sites, you don`t smile when an IRS agent demands to know if you have secret foreign bank accounts, and you don`t laugh when a cop asks if you`re drunk.

When Krosser was asked to perform a field sobriety test, she stumbled in random directions and bumped into one of the cops.

This fine lady declined to take a Breathalyzer, and peed her pants. Even Deputy Barney Fife would be able to deduce that Krosser was as drunk as a skunk.

The jailbirds will laugh when they take a whiff of Krosser, but my guess is that she will find little to laugh about behind bars.


Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/03/24/Woman-arrested-for-DUI-after-laughing-at-cops-prior-to-sobriety-test/3001395666403/#ixzz2wt86fqlc

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