March 24th, 2014 10:13 EST
Lady Arrested for DUI After Laughing at Cops Prior to Sobriety Test
"Lori Ann Krosser was charged with driving under the influence, possession of marijuana and smuggling contraband into a detention facility when she was arrested after allegedly laughing at deputies when they asked her if she was drunk at a Marion County gas station."
You don`t snicker when your spouse inquires if her new pants make her look fat, you don`t giggle when your boss asks if you`ve been surfing porn sites, you don`t smile when an IRS agent demands to know if you have secret foreign bank accounts, and you don`t laugh when a cop asks if you`re drunk.
When Krosser was asked to perform a field sobriety test, she stumbled in random directions and bumped into one of the cops.
This fine lady declined to take a Breathalyzer, and peed her pants. Even Deputy Barney Fife would be able to deduce that Krosser was as drunk as a skunk.
The jailbirds will laugh when they take a whiff of Krosser, but my guess is that she will find little to laugh about behind bars.
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