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Published:March 28th, 2014 10:56 EST

Twit Cameron Diaz Defends Bimbo Gwyneth Paltrow's 'Conscious Uncoupling' Statement

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Cameron Diaz spoke about Gwyneth Paltrow`s "Conscious Uncoupling` statement while interviewing with Extra at CinemaCon in Las Vegas.


`I think it`s actually a very elevated and conscious and realized statement,` Diaz said. `People go separate ways in other aspects of their life, and I think it`s really brave of them to phrase it that way.` "


Gwyneth Paltrow is infamous for marrying a rocker, naming her children "Apple" and "Moses", being an actress, and principally for her plethora of puzzling and obnoxious quotations.

Here is a partial list of Gwyneth gems:

I am who I am. I can`t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.

I love the English way, which is not as capitalistic as it is in America. People don`t talk about work and money; they talk about interesting things at dinner parties.

I`d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.

I basically love anything that comes in a hot dog bun... except hot dogs (sorry, Dad).

Apple says `Mummy` instead of `Mommy` -- I don`t mind that. I will if she starts saying `basil` and `pasta` the English way, as that really drives me nuts.

When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in a garden, my heart skips a beat.

I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup.

The list is endless, every day, indeed every hour, Gwyneth adds to her treasury of silly comments.

But the babbling bimbo outdid herself when she referred to her separation from her husband as a "conscious uncoupling." Gwyneth was mocked and ridiculed for her outrageous statement, by pop culture critics, pundits and everyday Americans.

But now another Hollywood bimbo, Cameron Diaz, has come to her defense. This is the same Cameron Diaz who babbles endlessly about how she doesn`t shave her lady parts.

I hope these idiots get together, nibble on cheese that`s not from a tin, eat hamburgers in a hot dog bun, and compare their nether regions grooming habits.

Gloria Steinem, is this the feminist future you envisioned?


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