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Published:April 3rd, 2014 10:33 EST
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Bill Clinton Talks UFOs, Roswell & Area 51 with Jimmy Kimmel: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The former United States president appeared on Wednesday`s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live. He ended up discussing, among other things, extraterrestrial life.

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Clinton admitted that soon after becoming president, he had his aides research Area 51, the Nevada military facility, to make sure there was no alien down there. "I had all the Roswell papers reviewed " everything.` he told Kimmel.

Given the size of the universe, and the continued discovery of new planets, Clinton believes we`re not alone."

ABC News

President Bill Clinton waited until his second term before researching Roswell, Area 51 and UFOs. Slick Willy had more pressing items on his agenda: Researching the best brothels in Nevada, the best cigar stores in D.C, and the best fast food joints near the White House.

Eventually the Slick One got around to researching UFOs, and he discovered that there are no aliens in Area 51, and that NASA technology hasn`t been augmented by alien design.

Captain James Kirk bedded more than a few alien females, if there were extraterrestrials deep in the bowels of Area 51, Clinton would  have children with green skin and huge eyes.

Clinton told Kimmel he wouldn`t be surprised if we were visited by aliens one day. I hope aliens take over our planet; certainly an alien from Uranus would do a better job running America than the illegal alien from Kenya.

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http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2014/04/bill-clinton-wouldnt-be-surprised-if-aliens-exist/

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