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Published:April 3rd, 2014 10:03 EST
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Woman Poops in Courthouse Elevator!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Florida woman was arrested last month on the charge of `nuisance injurious to health` after she allegedly defecated in an elevator at a courthouse in Fort Pierce.

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Patricia Ann Jamison was identified as the last person in the elevator at the St. Lucie County Courthouse where the feces was found.

After a deputy reviewed security footage and matched it up to a woman who had signed in at the public defender`s office, the 49-year-old was identified."

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A surveillance camera in the elevator captured this uncouth woman pulling her pants down and depositing a fresh load.

After pooping in the elevator Jamison visited the public defender`s office, is anyone surprised that this blotch on humanity can`t afford a lawyer?

Unfortunately, the health safety charge is just a misdemeanor. This vile creature should be sentence to at least a year in jail, and 1,000 hours of community service cleaning gas station toilets.

If you want to know what this piece of human excrement looks like here`s her mugshot:

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/strange/floriduh-blog/sfl-flduh-pooping-courthouse-elevator-20140402,0,1303364.story

Photo Credit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page


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