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Published:April 5th, 2014 19:02 EST

International Hero Vladimir Putin Banned from all Mighty Taco Locations

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An upstate New York restaurant chain has a message for Russian President Vladimir Putin: No tacos for you!

Mighty Taco, a Buffalo-based restaurant chain with locations in western New York, announced that Putin is banned from dining on the company`s Mexican food after annexing Ukraine`s Crimea region."



Crimea is almost 60% ethnic Russian, the peninsula was formerly a part of Russia, and as long as Vladimir Putin is President it will remain a part of the Motherland.

For Putin it was a moral imperative to annex Crimea, and the ineffectual and feckless Obama should focus on the problems of his own creation in America.

A man of Putin`s stature doesn`t patronize regional taco fast food chains; he dines on Obama`s heart, caviar and lobster.

Putin doesn`t suffer fools gladly, Obama would be well-advised to get out of his grill, and Mighty Taco would be well-advised to end their silly promotion.

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