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Published:April 6th, 2014 10:35 EST

Dude Wearing 'Drunk as Shi*' T-Shirt Arrested for DUI

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An Oregon motorist wearing a "Drunk As Shi*` t-shirt was arrested Sunday night on a DUI charge.


Ross McMakin, a 21-year-old Corvalis resident, was collared after he drove his vehicle on the sidewalk, struck a parked car, and then assaulted his girlfriend when she tried to seize the car keys."

The Smoking Gun

This moron is smiling from ear-to-ear in his mugshot, evidently being photographed by the police wearing his " Drunk as Shi*" T-shirt is the highlight of his life.

Homeboy is wearing two T-shirts; I wonder what the one that`s covered up says: Loser, I voted for Obama or White Trash?

At least his T-shirt is truth in advertising: Driving on the sidewalk, hitting a parked car, and assaulting his girlfriend is the very definition of being Drunk as Shi*.

This sorry excuse for a human being was charged with DUI, reckless endangerment, harassment, and strangulation.

Mugshot of Inebriated Moron:

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