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Published:April 6th, 2014 11:07 EST

Ypsilanti Police Searching for Serial Pooper

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Who has been defecating on children`s slides in Ypsilanti`s Prospect Park for the past five to six months?

Ypsilanti police and city officials are hunting for the person officials have described as the  `mystery pooper` as warmer weather approaches.


Officials have discovered feces on the slides so frequently that police installed a hidden camera to try to capture an image of the act."


When I first read this article my first thought was: You`ve got to be shi***g me, but I guess there are some real turds out there.

Bleeding hearts may blame the serial pooper`s aberrant behavior on his crappy childhood or his shi**y environment, but I`m only interested in his arrest and punishment.

This vile creature gives a new definition to the old saying " The freaks come out at night" as he does his dirty business in the middle of the night.

This miscreant needs to be taught the difference between a children`s slide and a toilet, and I`m an old school gentleman who believes that this lesson should be delivered by a baseball bat upside the head.  

For the sake of the children of Ypsilanti let`s home this pervert is caught soon.

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