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Published:April 7th, 2014 13:46 EST

Seventh-Grader, Ethan Chaplin, Suspended for Twirling Pencil Like a Gun: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Seventh-grader Ethan Chaplin, a student at Glen Meadow Middle School, claims he was suspended for twirling his pencil during math class. "He`s making gun motions, send him to juvie, another student reportedly yelled during class.


The school ordered Chaplin to undergo a physical and psychological evaluation and suspended him."


A pencil is a pencil is a pencil, and twirling a pencil in the air won`t magically transform it into the shape of a gun.

Only a blind person, someone who`s certifiable, or a politically-correct whack job would mistake a pencil for a firearm.

For the unspeakable crime of twirling a pencil Ethan was stripped and forced to give blood and urine samples (for drug testing.)

It`s the school administrators and the little snitch who yelled "He`s making gun motions", who need a psychological evaluation.

A zero tolerance policy is synonymous with zero intelligence, stop the insanity now!

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