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Published:April 9th, 2014 14:42 EST

Atheist Asks for Atheist Attorney After Attack on Roomie Mistaken for Jesus

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Gustav Potthoff, who is accused of attacking his roommate with a butter knife because he thought he looked like Jesus, told an Orange County judge that he deserves to "be with someone of my own kind.`


Potthoff is an atheist.

The judge told the 51-year-old that if he wants an atheist attorney, he`s going to have to pay for it himself."


Beggars can`t be choosers, if this penniless bum wants an atheist lawyer he can sell plasma, steal copper wire, sell his butt, and beg for spare change until he can afford one.

Potthoff deserves to be with someone of his own kind to represent him, there must be a dozen coked-up psychotic public defenders in Orange County.

Didn`t this nutjob notice that his roommate looked just like Jesus when he first moved in with him?

You don`t need the wisdom of Solomon to adjudicate this case. Here`s what I would do if I were the judge:

Advise the Jesus doppelganger to find another roommate.

Assign a Bible thumper to represent Potthott.

Pay a crackhead five bucks to beat Potthoff within an inch of his life, until he learns that butter knives are only for spreading butter on toast.

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