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Published:April 16th, 2014 13:12 EST

Domino's Chicken Topped With Pizza Toppings an Abomination! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Domino`s will be rolling out four new "Specialty Chicken` menu items on April 21 that will allow customers to select from a variety of pizza toppings and have them placed on breaded, boneless chicken pieces.


The Crispy Bacon & Tomato, Spicy Jalapeno & Pineapple, Classic Hot Buffalo and Sweet BBQ Bacon chicken offerings will cost $5.99 and are accompanied by the slogan, `Failure is an option.`"


Pizza toppings on a chicken nugget isn`t thinking outside the box, it`s more like crapping in a box and then having the unmitigated gall to sell the crap to the American public.

I can`t think of anything messier and less appetizing than a piece of chicken topped with pizza toppings.

I notice that one of the available toppings is crispy bacon, and while even a roll of toilet paper topped with bacon would taste good, I think the "Specialty Chicken" menu will bomb.

Chicken nuggets and Pizza are fun and delicious when eaten separately, combing the two is a recipe for failure.

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