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Published:April 23rd, 2014 15:40 EST
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Jailers Find Loaded Gun in Teen's Vagina: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Tennessee teen who was arrested for driving with a suspended license is now facing felony charges after officers from the Kingsport Police Department discovered something on her person during processing -- actually in her person.

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While Dallas Archer was being booked, the Kingsport Times-News reported that a female officer detected an unknown item in (Archer`s) crotch.

As it turns out, the 19-year-old had a stolen -- and loaded -- gun stashed in her vagina."

UPI

I`ve heard of having a bun in the oven, but stashing a gun in your love box is just ridiculous, and dangerously stupid.

This is one woman, who isn`t suffering from penis envy, she`s packing more heat than your typical thug.

Judging by her mugshot Dallas is very attractive, although her face is unnaturally red. Is her father Satan?

The gun was stolen from an elderly gentleman in a 2013 auto burglary. The old man cracked that "he would love to have his gun back, after giving it a bath in bleach. " I wouldn`t mind dating the young lady, but only after she takes a bath in bleach.


Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/04/23/Tennessee-teen-arrested-with-loaded-gun-stashed-in-her-vagina/5231398254431/#ixzz2zjtyQbOi

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