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Published:May 7th, 2014 11:22 EST
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World's Ugliest Couple Arrested For Having Sex on Church Lawn

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Attendees at a wedding Saturday were shocked to spot a 60-year-old woman and a 56-year-old man engaging in sex acts on the church lawn, Utah cops report.

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A Salt Lake City Police Department cop was summoned to Sacred Heart Catholic Church around 6 PM by a wedding guest who `ran into the road to stop` a passing police cruiser being driven by Officer Rich Stone.

Stone then approached Sandra Kruser and Wilson Benally, who were laying on the church lawn.  `I walked over to the couple and I physically saw the sex act,` Stone reported. Specifically, the cop noted, Benally  `had his tongue and finger inside of Ms. Krusen`s vagina.`"

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When you attend a wedding you expect to see many heartwarming scenes: The blushing bride kissing the groom, tears rolling down the proud mother`s eyes, cute little girls serving as flower girls, the wedding singer crooning songs by Luther Vandross...

What you don`t expect to witness is two physically repulsive old drunkards engaged in unspeakable sex acts on the church lawn.

Sandra Kruser, 60 and Wilson Benally, 56, should have sex in an outhouse, where nobody can see them doing the dirty deed.

Kruser and Benally were arrested for gross lewdness and public intoxication, my hope is that they will soon die of alcoholism. It hurts just to look at their mugshots, thank goodness I was spared the sight of them having sex.

Pic of the ugliest couple in the world:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/05/06/Utah-couple-arrested-for-having-sex-on-front-lawn-of-church/6221399401289/?spt=sec&or=on

Photo Credit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

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