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Published:May 10th, 2014 11:40 EST

Japanese Bar Offers Discount to Bald Customers!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Japanese men who are looking for a place to drown their sorrows because of their hair loss now have a place where they can go -- on the cheap.


Otasuke in Tokyo is now offering a `balding discount` to customers who are having follicle issues, and a sign outside the pub says that it supports `hard-working fathers losing their hair` due to job stress."


I`m not follically-challenged, I`m bald baby!

I would consider it an insult if a restaurant offered me a bald discount; I`m not looking for sympathy or pity.

I would tell the bartender: Keep your bald discount, just buff my bald pate.

I have genetics, not stress, to thank for my bald pate. I boldly march into a restaurant or any other public place proudly rocking my chrome dome.

Bald men rock!

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