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Published:May 14th, 2014 11:48 EST

Top Ten Things Jay Z May Have Said to Set Solange Off: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

I ain`t gonna produce your new album, I`ve got a reputation to protect!

Pimps up, ho`s down! My girl Beyoncé and my bodyguard are going up to my penthouse; you can take another elevator down to the basement!


Beyoncé is the Queen Bee, you`re a drone! Now buzz out of here!

Three`s a crowd, take the next elevator!

Weren`t you one of those ho`s twerking behind Miley Cyrus at the MTV Video Awards Show?

I ain`t gonna invest in your career. Give Donald Sterling a call, I hear he likes tranny looking black girls.

What are you doing here! I thought I instructed my bodyguard to kick your triflin` as* to the curb!

You should be grateful I offered you a job as Beyoncé`s pedicurist!

Was your father high on crack when he told you you could sing?

I was wrong when I rapped " I`ve got 99 problems and a bitc* ain`t one of them."

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