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Published:May 15th, 2014 11:07 EST

Tennessee City Will No Longer Tolerate Morons Who Wear Saggy Pants

By Robert Paul Reyes


"A Tennessee city has begun the process of making baggy pants outside of the law within its borders.


The City Council of Pikeville unanimously approved an ordinance that would make individuals who wear their pants more than three inches below the top of the hips (crest of the ilium) guilty of public indecency.

Offenders would be forced to pay at least $25 after their first offense and not more than $50 for subsequent offenses."


In a prison environment an inmate who wears saggy pants is advertising he`s a sexually submissive gay yearning for his rear end to be violated.

In the outside world a man who wears saggy pants is advertising he`s a fashion-challenged moron, and an affront to decent society.

In a perfect world guys who wear baggy pants would be flogged until they were almost dead, but we don`t live in a perfect world and we must employ less drastic measures to encourage idiots not to don saggy pants.

This is not an anti-black law, it`s anti-moron. If you wear saggy pants I don`t care if you are black, brown, or white, your butt should be whipped until it`s bloody red.

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