May 20th, 2014 20:30 EST
UFO's Crash in China! Huge Ball of Fire! UFO Invasion?
"Residents of villages in the Heilongjiang province of China reported three UFOs fell from the sky on Friday morning, according to the China News Service.
The circular, metallic objects crashed to the ground of two counties after "villagers heard...a huge piercing sound, and then some villagers saw a big fireball` that eventually fell in a vegetable garden owned by one of the residents."
In the United States a typical UFO incident involves anal probes, aliens with elongated heads, and of course it`s duly documented on video. Although the footage never seems to capture anything that actually resembles a spaceship, only mysterious lights that can be explained in any number of ways.
In China the citizens are more sexually repressed, and there was no talk of anal probes or invasive medical procedures. The villagers didn`t snap photos of the mysterious object; they ran and hid in their houses until the UFO`s crashed.
But at least there was evidence that something landed in that Chinese village, although it has a rational explanation. The Russians claim that one of their communication satellites crashed shortly after its launch Friday morning.
The only items you will find at the scene of a UFO sighting in the States are empty bottles of booze. There hasn`t been a single documented UFO landing anywhere in the world; it`s time to put an end to this UFO hysteria.
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