May 24th, 2014 12:42 EST
Levi's CEO Chip Bergh Says You Should Never Wash Your Jeans: Video
"Levi`s CEO Chip Bergh says you should keep your jeans out of the washing machine.
Bergh lives by his words and hasn`t washed his own jeans in more than a year, reports Neha Prakash at Mashable.
The executive claims that eschewing the washing machine keeps your jeans in mint condition and is better for the environment."
There are a thousand and one ways that your jeans can get dirty and grimy: A baby slobbers on them, a Cheetos-loving fat slobs pats your behind, you sit on a bus seat that was previously occupied by a urine-drenched homeless person, your juicy burger drips all over the legs of your pants, a pooch mistakes you for a fire hydrant, Oprah Winfrey licks the burger grease from your jeans, Lindsay Lohan throws up on you, Mike Tyson bites your ear and blood splatters all over your jeans... You get the disgusting picture!
A gentleman will wash his jeans after one wearing, two at the very most. A person who never washes his jeans is a disgusting slob, period!
Washing your jeans infrequently may be good for the environment, and it may save water, but there`s a chance the EPA may declare them a toxic environmental disaster.
For God`s sake exercise some common sense and wash your jeans on a regular basis.
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