May 27th, 2014 14:48 EST
Newspaper Publishes Photo of Duchess of Cambridge's Bare Butt! Royal Tramp! Video
"A German newspaper has risked a royal upset by publishing a photograph of the Duchess of Cambridge`s bare bottom.
The picture was taken during Kate`s recent tour of Australia when a gust of wind briefly caught her dress " and her flimsy underwear did not offer much protection.
Now tabloid newspaper Bild am Sonntag has published the image beneath a series of tasteless headlines."
The wind from the helicopter`s rotor blades lifted Kat`s expensive designer dress, and a photographer snapped a pic of her exposed royal ass.
The enterprising photographer sold the photograph to a German newspaper after British newspapers refused to print it.
Bild, a German newspaper, ran the photograph alongside images of reality TV star Kim Kardashian and her sister Khloe, famed for their humongous rear ends.
The Duchess of Cambridge hasn`t accomplished anything in her life, and she doesn`t merit any special consideration.
It was a sign of journalistic brilliance for Bild to equate Kate with reality stars, the British and America press needs to stop covering the royal family as if they were really significant.
Not to put too fine a point on it but the Duchess of Cambridge is a royal slut, Kate was either pantyless or wearing a thong so skimpy that even a prostitute would be embarrassed to wear.
In the privacy of her palace Kate can crawl around naked with a thong on her head instead of a crown, but she knows damn well that once she walks out the door there are a gazillion cameras focused on her every move. Only a trifling royal skank would dare take a chance not wearing underwear in public.
In a perfect world the brave photographer would win a Pulitzer Prize, and Prince William would smack Kat`s bare derriere for bringing shame to the royal family.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2639702/Royal-privacy-row-German-tabloid-website-publishes-picture-Duchess-Cambridges-skirt-blew-Australia-tour.html#ixzz32wBiPyXa
Photo Credit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
Follow Robert Paul Reyes on Twitter: http://twitter.com/robertpaulreyes