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Published:May 30th, 2014 11:55 EST

Man, Afraid of his Mother, Calls the Police

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Tennessee man was allegedly so scared of facing his mother that he asked to be arrested.

Michael Heck was charged with making a false report after he allegedly called police to his home in Knoxville and mentioned methamphetamine.


Heck told police he wanted to be arrested for manufacturing meth because his mother was going to be mad at him, Knoxville Police Chief Dan Losada told the Journal Express. The suspect`s request was granted and he was taken to jail."


This joker asked to be arrested, and he was arrested for making a false report. He will soon discover that in jail there are characters a lot scarier than his dear old mother. My guess is that he will be crying for his mother, when the prisoners fight over who gets to make him his wife.

The UPI article doesn`t give us any indication of Heck`s age, but he certainly needs to grow up in a hurry. The cruel world has a tendency to chew and spit out mama`s boys.

When Heck is released from jail, he needs to be evaluated by mental health professionals.

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