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Published:June 2nd, 2014 16:01 EST

Dude Steals GPS Device, Calls 911 Because He's Lost

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Having a stolen GPS unit in his backpack didn`t stop a Florida man from calling 911 because he was lost and being chased by wild pigs.


Andrew Joffe called 911 in Polk County to report that wild boars were chasing him around 1:50 a.m. Thursday and he was found walking several miles west of U.S. Highway 27.

Police discovered that Joffe had an open warrant for driving with a suspended or revoked driver`s license and he was brought into custody."


If you have an outstanding warrant, and are in possession of stolen items, it`s not a good idea to call the cops, even if you are lost and wild pigs are chasing you.

When the cops searched Joffe`s backpack, they found a stolen GPS device, cellphones and earrings.

This moron`s life behind bars will be pure hell, he will be chased by goons seeking to make him his wife, and he won`t have a GPS unit or cell phone to save himself.

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