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Published:June 4th, 2014 10:56 EST

Dude Calls 911 to Report That His Wife had Thrown Out His Beer

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Florida man was arrested and thrown in the slammer after he allegedly repeatedly called 911 to complain about his wife tossing out his beer.


Carlos Bueno Mir was arrested and charged with misuse of the 911 emergency system for making a false alarm or complaint or reporting false information after he allegedly called 911 seven times over the course of four hours to complain about his wife. "


Mir is notable because if you look up the word moron " or wimp " or alcoholic " in a dictionary you will see his mugshot.

A real man doesn`t cry to the cops because his wife tossed out his last can of beer. The longsuffering wife should kick this loser to the curb.

This pathetic excuse for a man is 49-freaking-years-old, but he still acts like a teen whose dad throw away his stash of weed.

Dude man up! Are you going to cry in jail because all the inmates want you as their wife?

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