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Published:June 9th, 2014 15:01 EST
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Epic Condiment Fight Lands Woman in Jail: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Two condiment-armed 19-year-olds squared off against each other last night in the Florida apartment they share, a confrontation that ended with them drenched in ketchup and maple syrup, according to police.

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Lorenzo Ramirez and his girlfriend Marisol Morales got into a verbal argument around 9:20 PM when Marisol decided to drag the bed out into the living room to sleep separately from Lorenzo, according to a probable cause affidavit.

When Ramirez refused to help move the furniture, Morales took a bottle of maple syrup from a nearby refrigerator and attempted to pour it on the bed. But Ramirez allegedly grabbed the syrup from Morales and poured it over her head."

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I may be biased, but it`s my humble opinion that the woman is the one who started this food fight by asking her man to help her drag the bed out into the living room. As if! No dude worth his salt is going to help his girlfriend drag their bed into the living room, because she doesn`t want to sleep with him.

Of course Ramirez refused to help move the bed, and them Morales childishly responded by attempting to pour maple syrup on the bed.

At that point the situation could have been resolved if the couple had been inspired to have maple syrup make-up sex on the bed.

However things quickly escalated into an all-out condiment fight. The foolish woman then called 911 instead of calling a housekeeping company to clean up the mess.

Ramirez was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery for initiating the battery with the syrup dump.

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